Numerous readers (in my mind) have inquired regarding the fate of Bitch Kitty.
The first rule of the fate of Bitch Kitty is. . .
Follow the Palahniuk narrative here, folks.
The second rule. . .
Or, if that's too recent a read, you can always step backward into T.S. Elliot's money-maker. Every cat has three names. The first is its secret name, the second known only to itself, the third the name given. . .
No pic exists for Bitch Kitty.
Bitch Kitty is the extremely over-compensated CEO of MICEnterprise, Inc., one of the world's best mousetrap inventors. Build a better mousetrap. . .
Bitch Kitty is a protagonist in a William Gibson novel, and she is suing him for libel.
Bitch Kitty is an aerial acrobat nonpareil. The silk butcher of an airy button.
Bitch Kitty makes her entrance stage right and her exit stage left. In Greek tragedy she would be Medea.
In Willy Shakes, Lady M. Paws must be cleaned of damned spots.
Bitch Kitty knows no fear of the internal workings of the jiko.
If you give Bitch Kitty milk, she will not be full of the milk of human kindness. She'll only be full of milk.
Bitch Kitty vs. Safari Ants=Safari Ants + food
She was not always welcomed. She was not always turned away.
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